I love to make fun of people. I take great joy and pride in it. I routinely will mock someone for my own enjoyment, especially when I know they don’t understand the insult being flung at them. But, with that, I realize that I’d be nothing but a bully if I wasn’t able to take what I dished out. So, naturally, I attack myself as well. Pretty much, why should I be able to joke at the expense of others if I can’t joke at my own expense as well. From this (and from the beatings I took from my older brothers growing up), I have a pretty thick skin… I can’t recall the last time someone said something to me or about me that upset me.

Over the years, people have tried to take my username and warp it as a means of attacking me. It definitely doesn’t work… but I find the creativity humorous. Common examples include Tasshole and Asselfoot. The best one that I recall getting was from one of FFRs female mods who liked to drunk text me; so one evening after consuming a few adult beverages, I returned the favor… and woke up the next morning to a thread in the staff forum labeled “Sexual Harasselfoot”.

So, my friends and loyal readers… I challenge you to come up with the best wordplays involving my username. Please post them in the comments.